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Originally Posted by Moshe
...Knowing that my taste in music is still hipper than Starbucks' legion of Alanis Morissette fans has always been comforting to me...
...art-rock demigods Sonic Youth...indie ideologues are screaming "sellout!" over the band's "betrayal" of their former anticorporate code...
...the latest Pitchfork-approved noise rock...Wes Anderson...
...alterna icons like Dave Eggers and Chloë Sevigny...
...the angst of the blue-haired barista. But I can't go to Starbucks and hear Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon. Starbucks are for squares...
— Robert Lanham
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this dude has the lamest concept of cool ever...in fact, the more i read (and laugh at) this, the more i'm convinced he has never listened to sy and just copied maxim magazine's idea of indie cool for this piece.
still, this is funnier than all your posts against or in favor of sy doing the comp for startbucks.