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George Carlin's, "The 3 Commandments"
1.Thou shall be honest & faithfull to the provider of thy nookie
2.& thou should try real hard not to kill anyone. Unless of course, they pray to a different invisible man from the one you pray to.
3.THOU SHALL KEEP THY RELIGION TO THYSELF
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"It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign.
Just like it takes 2 people to make love.
When you go like this  , you're jerking off."
-George Carlin
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