[ploesj]

Do you have a restaurant in guantanamo bay?

Why is it when I ask for a burger I always get the reply " do you want fries with that?". If I want fries I'll bloody ask for fries.

Are there beef eyeballs in your burgers? Technically that would still be 100% beef.

Each time i have a mcflurry i get itchy testicles, is there something in the mcflurry that makes this happen to me?

they do have some standard respones though