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I'm sorry for forcing my religion on you. It's called The Church of God, Jesus, and Motherfucking Rock and Roll. Let me share some passages from it.
On the 8th day God invented Rock and Roll, and the angels rejoiced.
God later gave the gift to the Caananites, but the king of Rock and Roll would not be a Caananite. In the non-canonical text that we include in our bible- the Gospel of Joseph of Aramathea- David wrote that Christ gave his gift for songwriting to the stars, and in the 1970th through the 1980th year of our lord, that this would gift of music would bear its fruit in one that shared tha name of the King of Psalms, and like the King of Psalms would be incredibly gifted in verse. This man would transcend sex, space, time, and even humanity and come in many incarnations- as a Martian, as a Thin White Duke, as half-man half-dog, and as Aladdin Sane among others.
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