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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

If you need Oprah to tell you how to have a healthy relationship, you've got some pretty big problems.

Here's Spectraljulian's relationship tips:

You don't have a soulmate. No matter who you date, there is most likely someone better who you could be going out with. Will you necessarily meet a person better than who you are with? Maybe. maybe not. Think of your odds. If he's a slobbering nincompoop then yeah. But maybe you're a horrible bitch and you deserve a slobbering nincompoop.

Don't have low expectations, but don't have high ones either. Have realistic expectations. If you treat your partners well, the higher you can realistically set your expectations. I see hot girls with average looking guys all the time. Because some of those average looking guys are a lot nicer than good looking pricks. It works the other way too.

If you want to get married you're gonna have to settle for less in some area.

somehow i don't foresee you making billions from this sort of foggy advice. a nickel here and there sure. you might even get a free beer.