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Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights
Can you make your answers funny?
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I'm not a magician of funniness, able to pull funny out of a hat at command.
Oh wait did you hear my joke about why the jews invented bagels? Oh ummm, I can't tell that one can I? That wouldn't be PC. And plus I sort of need you to get a visualization of my jewy face eating a bagel as I tell the joke.
Ummm, how about this one. . . What does a sex ed teacher call two homosexuals? Oh wait. . . that isn't PC either.
Ok, ok, ok. . .
a mushroom walks into a bar
bartender says "we don't like your kind here!"
mushroom says "I'm a fungi!"
A string walks into a bar.
bartender says "We don't like your kind here"
string walks out, ties himself into a knot and frays one end
The string walks back into a bar.
bartender says "hey aren't you that string that I just told to get out?"
string says "nope, I'm afraid not!!!!"
hahahaha! some good old fashioned humour! What? Your not laughing?
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