So my mom told me recently how "horrible" it was to hear my older brother scream when they took him in the other room of the hospital to be circumcized as a baby.
So naturally I asked "then why'd you let me get circumcized?"
My mother said "well, your father convinced me to let all of my boys get circumcized because most boys are in american culture."
So I said "Well, nobody has ever seen my dick to make fun of it in the first place, circumcized or not. Not in the locker room or in the bathroom. Nobody sees my dick mom!"
My mom says "well a girl might get freaked out"
I say "well if she gets freaked out she's a stupid bitch and not worth my time"
My mom says "what if it was Salma Hayek, what if you were uncircumcized and she was so repulsed that she wanted you to get a circumcision as an adult?"
Me, "I wouldn't. Not for anybody."
So, there is one thing I wouldn't do for love. I wouldn't have an adult circumcision if I had a foreskin to be circumcized for love.
Some other things I don't think I'd do for love:
- put my life in danger for the hell of it (I'll jump into the gorilla pit and challenge the silverback for you honey!)
- renounce loved ones
- group sex
- fulfill a girls masochistic fantasies by being violent to her
- eat mayonnaisse, mustard, pickles, relish, tuna salad, or any other food that makes me want to puke just thinking about it
- kill someone in cold blood
- become a vampire
- Stop listening to my favorite music
- heroin
- quit guitar
There are a bunch of things I wouldn't do for love.