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So this dude's playing piano in a cocktail lounge and his delightfully dressed-up monkey is going around the tables collecting tips. The monkey lands on a man's table, and the furry testicles land in the man's drink. Furious, he goes to the piano player.
"Do you know your monkey's balls are in my drink?"
"No, but maybe if you hum a few bars I can pick it up."
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