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ms ph--

the truth is harsh-- you need a new girlfiend :P

(and your own apartment! wtf?)

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vacation together (or "holidays" as i think you complete fools like to call them) are a great recipe for breakups. after spending hour after hour with each other, trapped together for days without end, you'll be fed up and tired and give a big mutual "fuck you" . i've been there!

a good way to protect a relationship that needs protecting is to take SEPARATE vacations. then you come home refreshed.

but in this case there's not a home. is say DTMFA, find yourself a korean hottie, and stop reminiscing about old girlfriends.

yours,

-satan

ps- i told you pantyhead was doomed! i can smell a carcass across the earth...