[floatingslowly]

now that I've been exposed as a fraud, I need a new schtick.

my choices are:

1. Fearless Vampire Killer
2. Enraged Mutant Scientist
3. Vengeful Poltergeist
4. Schizophrenic Kung Fu Sensei
5. Real_Life_Canadian

any suggestions?

I'm really at a loss here, the brown recluse venom coursing through my veins is preventing me from making a solid decision.