Oh, fictional girlfriends are the worst. All that nagging, no oral sex, doesn't like the same music as me, constantly buying fictional shoes, doesn't like it when I'm fictionally drunk. Fictional nightmare, I tell you.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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