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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

if reading is sexy i'm a hot bitch

 

dear hot bitch,

hot, definitely hot, your most applealing picture to date, so very cuddly and full of possibilities (except for the flower pillow--but your disclaimer is acknowledged). you almost got me there, yes, almost, but not quite. if you were to replace jaqueline susann with, say, jean rhys, or sappho, or emily bronte, or baudelaire, then i'd not only convert to your cult but also become your personal stalker for life.

(just kidding of course)

yours,

ratso of melk