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Originally Posted by nature scene

no doubt. Never say anything to a cop.

a funny story.

once i was traveling in the dc metro system while intoxicated on the way to a concert. in fact i was drinking beer out of some cans with some friends. drinking on the metro is strictly verbotten.

someone must have reported me, because while chatting (loudly) with a friend who was sitting down (i was standing), suddenly i felt something yanking at my neck.

i turn around and i see this skinny cop flailing at the end of a tense arm that is grasping my neck.

i didnt move an inch. he looked ridiculous.

i yelled: "hey! what are you doing!"

he sez "i need you to get off this train"

"oh. you should just ask..."

so he asked me to leave, and i followed him. he checked my id and pointed at this beer can i had in my pocket.

"what's that?!?"

"trash" i said, and dropped it in a trash can.

he let me go.