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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

so you aren't going to consume him in some sort of psycho-sexual arachnid manner?? because THAT would be a good story indeed.

my disappointment that this doesn't involve cannibalism has been replaced with jealousy that crypto has such an awesomely strange stalker.

however, I do feel that I should warn you, oh LOLth the SPYdar Queen, that Crib_Crypto is most likely guarded by a next_level pimped-out security system.

it will take far more than Bill Gates, map¿QUE?st and "Tom" to get you by all the laser beams and half-starved German Shepherds.

I wish you all the best though.

GAWDSPEED.

this needs to be a book
i laughed pretty hard