[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Kloriel

i realize that this is a mammoth of a neolithic cavemen might have been cool, especially during glacier timeos but still, and steady and thank you for reading this far do you know how much your average jaguar weighs?

I wish I had a cave. a nice dark one that stayed the same temperature all year round (and never let light in).

after a few years, my pale skin and bulbous eyes would no longer be able to stand the light of the day.

bats, large spiders and the occasional sympathetic blind fish would sustain me.

these are the things that my dreams are made of.


PS: is that a laden or unladen jaguar? african or european?? the details matter.