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As a married type person, I naturally steer clear of the place, but encourage others to maybe talk to Julian about his "opening line," which goes something like:
"Hi, I'm Julian. I live with my parents and have been known to post shirtless photos of myself on messageboards which I later regret doing. I have an aversion to performing cunnilingus, but nonetheless I would really like to get to work on losing my virginity. Feel like breaking me in? NOT YOU, HENRY! THE GIRL!"
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