This is nothing compared to this porn store I live near. There are religious groups camped out there 24 hours a day, and they take pictures of any cars that drive to or from that place. They've seriously been sitting there for THREE years, EVERY DAY. I pulled over, told them not to take my picture, got into a big argument with them about porn and how it wasn't wrong, how some people go to the store to buy lingerie and stuff and not just porn, and asked them if they just didn't have anything better to do with their miserable lives. They just said "You wouldn't argue you with us if you had god in your life" and "You'd understand if you followed the LORD, we're doing his work." I told them they were fucking pathetic and that I was going to go jack off to some porno I was about to buy. So, I walked off and they yelled, "Praise Jesus! Praise Jesus!" and my firend turned around and yelled, "NO!!!!!!! FUCK YOU." It was funny. So, we went in and bought porn and when we came out that tried to take our picture but we held GRAND THEFT ANAL 4 and NERDS OF PORN 3 over our faces so they got a nice screen grab of an Asian chick bent over with a cock in her ass and a nerdy chick with cum on her glasses.
Fucking "Christian" idiots. I mean, seriously, it's more ridiculously than it seems. They've rented space right next to this porn store and camp out in this huge tent and got all this AV equipment set up and it's like 5 people who take turns and they sit out there even on holidays and shit, ONLY to document people who buy porn.
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