if you're having cramps, a hysterectomy will take care of that. it will still fuck you up, but not as much as losing your ovaries. basically it will fuck up your hormones royally :/
you ever tried reflexology? that shit actually works. there's a spot right above the heel, on the tendon, that will hurt like fuck if you massage it, but if you continue, it will melt away the pain.
every girlfriend i've ever had swears by that spot.
by the way, you'll feel it in one leg more than the other. try it now.
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if you prefer herbs-- black cohosh & cramp bark do a good job. there will be some compound preparations at your local hippie store.
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ps- i thought you said you were a tranny? liar!
