I find, in all honesty, the best 'lines' are ridiculously over the top. It's all well and good saying, "You've got lovely eyes" but saying, "You are the very visage of Athena, your eyes have the sparkle of a thousand glittering diamonds" works a lot better. IF (and that's a big if) you can carry of the slightly comical posh English boy thing. Which is me.
It helps that I have an enormous 'package'.
By which I mean cock.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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