[Confucious is sex]

Originally Posted by Glice

At the risk of sounding like a cunt... let's just stop a moment there to soak up the irony... at the risk of sounding like a cunt. Great isn't it?

Anyway.

At the risk of sounding like a cunt you can either deal with it or fail to chat to girls again. It's hard, you're a chap, all chaps are horny, all 'lady-killers' are actually pricks, very rarely will a girl come and chat to the shy-looking chap. However, the important thing to remember - if they are giving you their number they may want a friend. As such, they will doubtless have non-attached female friends, who may be hotter. Having women/ girls who are 'friends' is a good thing - you have minge-in-potentialus and you're not hanging round with guys (shittest way to get laid ever).

Wikipedia defines risk as: "a concept that denotes a potential negative impact to an asset or some characteristic of value that may arise from some present process or future event."

Furthermore, Wikipedia defines potential as: "existing in possibility"

And finally, Wikipedia defines possibility as: "something that "could happen", that is not precluded by the facts, but usually not probable."

Keeping all this in mind, I would argue that the use of the word 'risk' as preface to your 'being a cunt' was somewhat of an erroneous understatement.