I probably wouldn't be all that fussed. After all, I'd be dead, wouldn't I? But it would be nice to look down from my cloud and see Columbo doing the "Just one more thing" thing to my killer.
Alternatively, I'd like Miss Marple, please:
"You see, inspector, I knew that sonicl was not the sort of person to get his john thomas caught in a mincer, so someone else must have put it there. There was only one person who was sufficiently psychotic to do that. And he had a long record of being upset by sonicl's sarcastic humour."
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