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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

thousand island?

when my dad was a kid my grandpa was so cheap he'd "make" thousand island dressing by mixing ketchup and mayo. he also made them shove magazines down their socks to use as shin guards for soccer and made them sled in cardboard boxes. more recently he burned down their house because he decided he'd put some oil in a pan on the stove and then go out and mow the lawn.

yes i like mayonnaise, mostly in conjunction with poultry but never on a hamburger. nasty.

all of those things are class a character builders, though.