I've come to the conclusion that you can tell a lot about a person, just by knowing their name.
If someone is called Trevor, they're gonna be a bit of a git, but nowhere near as much of a bastard as Gary. And anyone called Perry should just be in jail from birth.
Any girls that have surnames as first names are bound to be really sexy, but in the most obvious possible way.
The above examples are statements of fact, and as such should not be confused with the rambling thoughts of a man with nothing better to do with his time. Just so you know.
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