I had a girlfriend who had trouble understanding English slang. She wanted to know whether I'd rather be described as a cunt or a wanker. I told her that although a cunt is worse than a wanker, a cunt usually commands some respect, whereas a wanker is usually just considered pathetic. As such I'd rather be considered a cunt than a wanker. She never quite understood this and we split up soon after. What a cunt ah?
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