T&B...TRUST ME ON THIS ONE!
Toxic Attitude "Stupid Teenage Music" 7"
I found this record in quantity for about a dollar each. Gave 'em all away as gifts except for the personal copy I kept. This is primo braincell-devastatin' high-school thrash. It tries to be political here and there, but fails miserably. It's so bad that it's hilarious and awesome.
All the songs can be heard here...
http://www.punkrecords.org/?p=274
"Drank to Much" [sic] is the most inept, but they're all pinnacles of poopguitar for sure....right up there with "UFO Dictator" by Tampax.
My fave parts are where the singer (later of Boom & the Legion of Doom) stomped the footswitch to drench his vocals in reverb. It boosts the vocals up so much that there's a 10dB loss on all the band's instruments. This is best experienced on "War Crimes."
The Circle Jerks rewrite is also awesome. The bassist seems to be playing the wrong song.
Enjoy!