....eh, might keep you hydrated, but it won't get the lawn mowed....
try this colombian soft drink Coca-Sek. unlike some similarly named american sodas, this one has the goods (according to der spiegel online anyway...)
it's a great way to wash down some coca cookies...
...or if it's a little chilly out, have some hot tea
fuck... just get some powder and sprinkle it on whatever you're eating like it's salt.