when little children ask me how I got the large hoop in my right nostril I tell them "magic" because I do not want to tell 6 year olds to go get a needle/safety pin and stab themselves and then shove some sort of earring in the hole you have just made in yr flesh.
I am getting soft in my old age....
ten year ago I would have drawn the kid a diagram.
My cousin's 7 year old son, after listening to an extended conversation I had with his 5 year old little brother, turned to my cousin and said "He is weird!"
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