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har har. nobody is making me read horror books, unless they involve mafioso politicians (the real horror if you ask me).

anyway im not organizing this shit, i've done my share of organizin' & its an ungrateful task.

kundera is a great guy to have a beer with. not a great-great writer, but smarter than glice i consider him my stephen king-- very amusing, easy read, funny characters, and i just would like to sit with him & drink a few pilsners while he talks about his old lovers. ha ha. you fuckers dont know what youre talking about. intellectual my ass. his books are about sex mostly.

anyway. im bored. irritable. not a great day.

i think to read l ron hubbard though one must be on crack.

here is a little book for all of you to read: les liaisons dangereuses. that's right, the english versions keep the french title. don't tell me you've "seen the movie" or i'll fucking smack you. this is some fucking excellent prose and a thrilling. engrossing plot, populated by astonishing characters, and if you're not hooked by the 2nd page you lack either brain lobes or gonads.

chordelier de laclos, who wrote it, was a general of napoleon's army who specialized in designing fortresses. try beating this one.