[gmku]

You know how you always think of the great comeback later on... Well, I've got one now for everybody here (where I live) who keeps asking me how I like my new state. It occured to me after the office party Friday night, and it would have been perfect for when my wife's boss's wife asked me how I was adjusting to the culture shock. Here's the line I should have given her: "You know, I was a little unsure about moving to South Carolina at first. But the moment I saw the Confederate flag waving so high and free in the bright blue sky above the statehouse lawn downtown--well, honey, there was absolutely no doubt in my mind that I had found my new home!"