at this party i may have done the following things:
punched someone's husband
went on and on and on about how hot this female employee is... to her... and i kept going on and i wrapped it up by telling her i'm not a lesbian.
called a bunch of people pussies.
told someone else's husband that we should go home together and his wife should go home with my husband. it didn't come out like i meant it to.
and some other stuff. i'm sorry, floatingslowly
