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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing
eh, fuck it. sillier shit has been said at office parties. the sooner you guys start joking about it, the sooner you won't be "that wife" anymore.
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haha I'm not mad. she was pretty bombed though. I had to get her out of there before she got any worse. I have to work with these people ffs and they are all a bunch of hens.
however, as mentioned, she was out-wifed.
the lady who's husband got punched (on stage during a trivia thing) didn't seem to care. she just wanted to talk about "chris' wife". hahahah
also of note, she:
- introduced herself as my "husband" to my boss.
- discovered a new love for wine. "I'm totally into the pink".
- asked to have a picture taken of herself with Vanessa and "Emily's ass"
- called me "pussy" so many times that I took her to the bar near our house afterward.
- insisted that she did all of this because she was "punk rock" (I agree).
it's all good because I got $50 out of the deal. good times.