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I hate those claims of ingesting intoxicating substances that sound like bragging. So, consider this more of an admonition.
I had a work function on Tuesday that was a golf outing, so naturally this necessitated some serious alcohol consumption.
Ordinarily I don't drink much - I have a very low tolerance - so needless to say, this wasn't pretty. I vaguely recall soliciting funds for a children's charity in a lewd and inappropriate manner, and I may have awarded a $5,000 prize for a fictitious hole in one.
The crowning moment was lodging a golf cart in a sandpit. I assure you, it was quite the production to get it removed. I am still finding sand in unspeakable places.
Party with care, children.
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