Now that some of us have returned from family gatherings, let's all take a moment to trash our least favorite member, whether its the uncle who never grew up, the gun-nut cousin, the aunt who seems "a little off." You know what I mean.
It's hard to pick mine, but I guess I'll go with one of my aunts. She's so passive aggrevessive, which led to her asking: "Wouldn't you like to pass the yams?" If taken literally, that's probably the oddest question I've ever been asked. (No. I wouldn't. Ask me and I will. But I don't get together with my freinds every weekend and pass the yams.)
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