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Looking at your folks' grammar, I fucking pray you finish high school. (Insert moronic tongue-poking emoticon here)
If this is your first job, do you really need a resume? Most entry-level jobs don't expect you to have one. I found that my favorite job as a teenager was a mindless, solitary one.
I worked nights during break at this armored car service - we would count all the cash that came in from the ATMSs and return the totals to the banks. It was blissful - I got to wear my pajamas to work and listen to headphones the entire time, and never speak to a single soul.
But if you get a job at McDonald's, I ask you kindly not to spit in my coffee or urinate on any cooking apparatus.
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