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Old 12.30.2007, 07:17 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by atari 2600
I rarely have fast food myself. Subway's slogan is "eat fresh"...what a joke.
Anyone seen the recent advert with the Family Guy's Peter Griffin character?
It's good for a laugh. And not for the right reasons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGkJg...eature=related

I especially chuckle at the part when he says, "Yep, I can smell it."
Yeah, I can fucking smell it too. I can fucking smell what seems to my nose to be rats that have fucking died recently every time I first walk into a Subway. Seriously, Subway may, in fact, on certain items, be the healthiest fast food option, but no other fast food chain consistently reeks like Subway does. It's the smell of the bread baking along with some sort of b.o. stink all in that small, confined space, I suppose. My guess is that the baking bread really wafts the mixture of odoriferous funk throughout the store.

The only thing fresh in that whole place is the "fresh-baked" bread. It comes in as a frozen mixture, but the end product isn't bad. The cookies aren't too bad either. The meat and the cheese are repulsive, processed junk. The lettuce is the worst. Often, their tomatoes are sickly; they are usually firm, but have no taste. Some of the other veggies are okay, not great, but okay, since they are packed in vinegar and usually purchased in wholesale volumes. The hot sandwiches they prepare in the microwave are no better than food from a convenience store.

Ha, I used to work at a Subway. I had to take a lonnnnnnnng shower and wash my work clothes everytime I got home, otherwise I smelled like the damn place. I hate that.

I honestly hate the "bread". Quiznos bread is much higher quality, like stuff you might get at a bakery.

The cookies aren't bad. Frozen mixture stuff.

I personally like the meatball subs. Probably the least repulsive thing you can get there- taste and health-wise. There were always gnats buzzing around the meat and the vegetables, that place should have been shut down.
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