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Originally Posted by batreleaser
yup. see, as a college student, it is my job to me a leech. to my parents that is. and this account is the same account i buy my books on. so as far as they know my books just cost an extra 120 bucks more than they did. shithead move, but fuck it, im in school and working two jobs to pay for my aprtment and car. im not gonna feel too bad for scamming the rents for a lil free music.
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Well, great! You're on your way. When you get married, you can have casual sex over lunch with the secretary, because your wife will never find out. So far as she knows, your workday is just more tiring than usual. Fuck it, you're a working man paying for your mortgage and three cars. You're not going to feel too bad for scamming the wife for a lil free sex on the side.
Oh, and hell, pad the expense account a little. The boss will never know those beverage costs were for a few martinis and not iced tea. He never checks those things, and besides, you work like hell for him and never get thanked. You deserve it.