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Originally Posted by gmku

That's just it. I know that most people I'm emailing have almost identical work routines as mine--that is, they sit in front of their computer most of the day. Yes, they have meetings and assignments that take them away, but they are essentially anchored to the computer. There's no excuse not to answer for most of them, unless they're out sick. I've called some of these fuckers before and get the usual, "Oh, sorry, I was going to email you but forgot." Well, good is email then. How about if I just start calling you all the time then. Would that be better.

just put "free tits" on the subject line. guaranteed to receive immediate attention. if the intended recipient is a female, replace said line for "new liposuction technique". works every time.