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I don't feel like getting into details about why right now (aside from him being a freeloading asshole pothead using my friend), but it's the first time for me.
In the pre-asskicking-attempt argument I stated multiple times I wasn't going to fight (for many reasons: I'm not a fighter, not into violence, and I was working and I'd get fired if my office heard about me willingly participating) but he got this crazy look in his eye and started swinging.
The guy punched me about five times in the face, ear and neck (tiny black eye and fucked up jaw), threw me into my friend's expensive recording equipment, then to the floor, where he just about started kicking me but his girlfriend stopped him.
I just jumped up and said 'that's assult, motherfucker, and I'm calling 911'. Which I did, and they bailed.
The funny thing is in the probably 20-30 seconds it happened, time seemed to stand still. I remember thinking 'oh...so this is what it's like to have someone try to kick your ass!' and it was kind of fun. I remember laughing and saying something like 'you're a wimp, that's all you can do?' which pissed him off.
It kind of reminded me of growing up skateboarding, and getting so used to falling that getting hurt wasn't as big of a deal.
I'm only in minor pain, and I do plan on pressing charges.
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