What bones alone or in pairs?
Bones like your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits in your crack?
It's Log, Log, Log!
It's Log, Log, it's big, it's thick, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!