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Old 01.29.2008, 01:07 PM   #9
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In the middle of the Dark Ages, Europe’s population lived in very real fear of bono. The signs that were used to determine whether or not someone was a bono included:

-hairy hands or feet

-height extending soles

-small and pointed ears that were generally sited quite low and towards the back of the head

-thick eyebrows that meet in the middle

-protruding teeth

-red tinged, curled fingernails

-long third fingers

-breath that smells like small black children.

-persons who drank at a bono watering hole.

-persons who ate bonos or their brains

-persons who were killed by bonos.

Hollywood has helped to add a few characteristics of its own to the legend of bono. Many bono films suggest that a full new moon is the trigger for a person to change into the bono. There is also the suggestion that a bono bite may turn someone into a bono.
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