Here at Rekall, Inc., we are proud to announce a sale on our current bestselling package:
Time travel into the future at a
mind-boggling rate of 1 hour ahead for every 15 degrees longitude of the earth's rotation. The longer you are in the machine, the further into the future you will have travelled when you emerge! Try this amazing wonder of science now, for only $19.95 an hour of travel! WITNESS THE FUTURE TODAY!!
