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Old 02.12.2008, 04:18 PM   #27
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Originally Posted by sonicl
If it had been 10,000,000 years earlier there would've been a cliff where I staggered.
I had a similar thing when I nearly got stabbed, shot and raped. If I had've been five minutes earlier to the pub on Friday, and five minutes earlier someone was in there who wanted to stab, shoot and rape someone, and I, five minutes earlier, had've gleefully shouted 'please stab, shoot and rape me' (as I rarely do), I could've been stabbed, shot and raped.

But it turns out the guy who wasn't there didn't have a gun. He also didn't have a knife or a penchant for raping, but if he was there, and liked stabbing, shooting and raping people... by god, I shudder to think.
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