One time I thought my stomach I could handle a bottle of champagne along with a half a bag of twiggy and a glass of red wine and four cigs one after the other. It couldn't.
One time I changed my tampon in a park in the middle of the day because I was so drunk.

This one is still the worst and always will be, I hope.
I've had my jaw start clicking but there was no way I was going to the doctor. I just was making out too much all day.