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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

please start all posts with "One time..."

communist.

once upon a time i was in highschool we went camping with some teachers, at night we hit the bars in a nearby town and i ended up fucking this local chick in an empty house; while we were going at it some people found out about it & went to call her brothers; we ran in different directions (per her instructions) & i feared i was going to end up like santiago nasar in chronicle of a death foretold (i.e., stabbed to death with pig-butchering knives).

of course, nothing happened at the end except i had to take a dip in the cold sea.