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1. Have sex with greta van susteren or connie chung? 3-WAY.
2. Get slugged in the stomach at the 1968 Democratic National Convention or get chased and beaten by a guy demanding to know the frequency? Dan doesn't get beaten; he does the beating.
3. Donate $2 million to yr alma mater or get $70 million in a settlement from CBS? seriously? donate. all the way.
4. Cover Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion or the American invasion? in a perfect world, the soviets and amerikkkans would invade at the same time.
5. Have the audio or video go out on a broadcast? audio. that way THE PEOPLE can still see my pretty face.
6. Go on a HALO jump or drag race? I've done both. neither is as exciting as fucking Connie Chung.
7. Change yr career or yr legacy? my career IS my legacy.
8. Shoot heroin for a story or drop acid for a story? I have no idea what yr talking about.
9. "If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun." or "Ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie." this is a joke about the french, isn't it?
10. "Courage" or "And that's part of our world?" freestyle rap.
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