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if you were dan rather would you rather?

1. Have sex with greta van susteren or connie chung?

chinese pussy ftw. geta was interesting when she was uglier and on pbs. now: foul bitch.

2. Get slugged in the stomach at the 1968 Democratic National Convention or get chased and beaten by a guy demanding to know the frequency?

what would be my chances to kick the other guy's ass?

3. Donate $2 million to yr alma mater or get $70 million in a settlement from CBS?

who knows!

4. Cover Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion or the American invasion?

both?

5. Have the audio or video go out on a broadcast?

video

6. Go on a HALO jump or drag race?

how about broadcasting in drag?

7. Change yr career or yr legacy?

who cares about either--i'm a non-entitiy

8. Shoot heroin for a story or drop acid for a story?

9. "If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun." or "Ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie."

um...

10. "Courage" or "And that's part of our world?"

NFC

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i flunked, didn't i?