I'm overpaid for telling people to turn their computers off and on again. In my spare time I like to cry in darkened rooms, episodically masturbating furiously. Additional to this I write shit short stories/ intellectual pornography and play instruments for nearly no financial return.
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Message boards are the last vestige of the spent masturbator, still intent on wasting time in some neg-heroic fashion. Be damned all who sail here.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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