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pets do not judge, but hell to the FUCK YEAH they let you down sometimes!
everytime I come home and my girlfriend's dog ahs taken a rank shit and peed all over the floor
everytime my cats scratched the freaking shit out of my furniture
anytime I needed them to pick me up at the airport and ended up waiting and waiting and waiting for those fuckers who, instead of coming to find me , decided to go to a nudie bar.
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