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Old 03.13.2008, 02:25 PM   #9
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I'm not sure what you meant by "dumb movies", because I consider dumb movies stuff like the Matrix.. stuff with no appeal at all except clever marketing and a ridiculous "cool factor" (oh man, sunglasses and trenchcoats!). I also considered shit like Forrest Gump dumb: a retarded man conforms his whole life and does everything he can for America and the only person who opposes that happens to be a prostitute who gets AIDS and dies. All I learned from that movie is to conform and everything will be okay -- stand against the opposition and die!

I'm guessing you mean movies with bad acting, though. This is by no means a comprehensive list as I own over 800 movies that have probably seen 5 times that many that could be classified as "dumb but good":

Pot Zombies
The Evolved
Body Melt
Street Trash
Slime City
Redneck Zombies
I Was a Teenage Zombie
Psycho Cop 1 and 2
Maniac Cop 2 and 3 (the first one was pretty serious)
The Stuff
Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness (again, the first one was pretty serious)
Texa Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
The Manitou
Evil Speak
Evil Dead Trap (tries to be serious but isn't!!)
Rock N Roll Nightmare
Desparate Living
Touch Me In the Morning
Period Piece
Dribble
Maniac Nurses Find Ecstacy
The First Turn-On
Hudson Hawk
Double Dragon
Super Mario Brothers The Movie
Street Fighter
Mortal Kombat and Annihilation
Alone in the Dark
House of the Dead (the Uwe Bolle version not the anthology film that's actually pretty good!)
Killing Spree
Rock N Roll Nightmare
Pink Flamingos
Multiple Maniacs
Serial Mom
Trailer Town
In Our Garden
Who Flung Poo?
Tater Tots
Grandpa
Wiggly
Ants
Laundry Room
Jacuzzi Rooms
Dad's Chicken
Air Conditioning
Fart: The Movie
Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters 1 and 2
Viewer Discretion Advised
How to Get aHead in Advertising (not really all that dumb but it gets that way near the end)
White of the Eye (see the above! The last 30 minutes -- god!)
Killer Condom
Monster Squad
Night of the Creeps
Gore Gore Girls (one of my all time favorites!)
Wizard of Gore
Cabin Fever (don't love it at all but I love the pancakes! kid)
Homo Erectus
Unmasked Part 25
Night Train to Terror (mainly for the claymation parts!)
Meet the Feebles
Bad Taste
Demented Death Farm Massacre
Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
Plutonium Baby
Dumpster Baby
The Suckling
Angels Die Hard
G.I. Executioner
Preacher Man
I Was a Teenage TV Terrorist
Pigs
Slaughterhouse
Garden of the Dead
Croaked
Hell Comes to Frogtown
Wild at Heart (come on, I love it, but it's pretty dumb eh?)
Deadfall
Bloodsucking Freaks
Hellhole
Mother's Day
Escape from Hell
Bloodrage
Play Dead
Graduation Day
Curse of the Cannibal Confederates
Blood Song
Nightbeast
Stuck On You! (not the dumb Farrely Brothers one but the Lloyd Kaufman one)
Pod People
Manos: Hands of Fate
Soultaker
Mitchell
Zombie Island Massacre
Igor and the Lunatics
When Nature Calls
Nightmare Weekend
Monsturd
Jack Frost 1 and 2
Dollman vs Demonic Toys
Girl School Screamers
Blood Hook
I Married a Vampire
Frostbiter
Sucker: The Vampire
Evil Clutch
Video Vixens Do Psychotown
Sorority Babes in Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator
Dialing for Dingbats
Def By Temptation
Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell
Killer Nerd
Bride of Killer Nerd
Vegas in Space
Tomcat Angels
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
Teenage Cat Girls in Heat
Dragon Pink
X (the anime movie, this was dumb as fuck!)
967-Evil
Basic Training
Basket Case 1 2 and 3
Brain Damage
Frankenhooker
Lifeforce
Monster High
Meatballs 1 2 3 and 4
Bikini Carwash Company 1 and 2
Troll 1 and 2 (never saw 3)
Silent Night Deadly Night 2
Student Bodies
Metamorphosis
Cutting Class
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and various sequels
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
Luther the Geek
Motel Hell

That's all I feel like listing right now... I only listed ones I've seen and love except where noted , by the way. Feel free to include 80% of Troma films, almost every John Waters film, most zombie movies made on a super low budget, nearly every film on those "50 movies for $5!" packs, any film made by the guy who made Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker, any film made by the guy who made Terror Toons, most films made by Herschell Gordon Lewis, and every film every shown on USA Up All Night to the above list.


EDIT: Oh, you clarified what you meant, "films that highbrow movie critics would think is dumb". Yeah, the above list fits then.
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