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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

In a movie, I would pull at the heartstrings as I mourned the final journey of the remains of my last beautiful meal with the woman who left me, and then naturally a series of zany madcap misadventures would ensue as I tried to win her back over the remainder of the film.

this could turn into a thriller if you actually break up in, say, brazil, and you must make it back north in time to make sure that when those last remains go, they go the right way, not dishonorably. then your airplane gets hijacked by terrorists who divert it to patagonia. how will you fight the terrorists and rescue the plane-- while you fight the urge to go?

on that note-- how is your kungfu? and-- can you do a wesley snipes impression?